On full moons, I become a homestuck blog. For the rest of the time, it's just nonsense. And Disney. And superheroes. And more nonsense. And pretty things. And hobbits. And Harry Potter. And a bit of science, for flavor.

 

Yo, I want this Crimson-Gold dragon baby like burnign but I only have 65 gems and it’s 100.

Who wants to trade me some treasure?

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “It’s a coupon,”Bottom Text: “not a Constitutional right”]
Dear Valued Customer,
We are not allowed to keep extra coupons at the counter. When you don’t have the coupon with you, you are not entitled to receive a discount, especially if you don’t even know if you have a coupon at home and if the coupon would apply to what you’re buying. If you get home and find you do have a coupon, you will have to bring it back in for a cost adjustment, I cannot take your credit card particulars over the phone, it’s corporate policy. (Are you trying to get me fired?) No, I will not mail you a merchandise card for the amount you would have saved if you had had your coupon. (I really think you’re trying to get me fired.) No, you are not due any compensation for the extreme inconvenience you’ve suffered having to drive an extra 10 minutes each direction to get your cost adjustment. That coupon saved you $10; if your time and gasoline were worth more than that, you shouldn’t have come back.

Also:
Customer: I have this coupon for the other store down the road. Will you take it?
Me:…. No. 
Customer: Well, why not?
Me: They aren’t for our store; we can’t accept them.
Customer: Well what am I gonna do with it?
Me: …..

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “It’s a coupon,”

Bottom Text: “not a Constitutional right”]

Dear Valued Customer,

We are not allowed to keep extra coupons at the counter. When you don’t have the coupon with you, you are not entitled to receive a discount, especially if you don’t even know if you have a coupon at home and if the coupon would apply to what you’re buying. If you get home and find you do have a coupon, you will have to bring it back in for a cost adjustment, I cannot take your credit card particulars over the phone, it’s corporate policy. (Are you trying to get me fired?) No, I will not mail you a merchandise card for the amount you would have saved if you had had your coupon. (I really think you’re trying to get me fired.) No, you are not due any compensation for the extreme inconvenience you’ve suffered having to drive an extra 10 minutes each direction to get your cost adjustment. That coupon saved you $10; if your time and gasoline were worth more than that, you shouldn’t have come back.

Also:

Customer: I have this coupon for the other store down the road. Will you take it?

Me:…. No. 

Customer: Well, why not?

Me: They aren’t for our store; we can’t accept them.

Customer: Well what am I gonna do with it?

Me: …..

averypottermormon:

arrogantanupapaya:

typefortytardis:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

thedalekmaster:

showtunesrockmysocks:

bealli62:

fawkessong:

timey-wimey-tennant:

billiepiperly:

hermione granger as the doctor’s companion

come with me.

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together they could rule the universe.

PLEASE

“I had to use a Time Turner to get to fit all my classes in”

“Oh you BRILLIANT girl! It’s always the smart ones that are the most dangerous. Books are the best weapons in the world, after all”

“Could you take me to a library?”

“I could take you to a planet where the entire WORLD is a library”

“You and I are going to have a lot of fun Doctor, aren’t we?”

“Oh yes!”

I mean he’s a fan of HP

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Completely plausible AU + Hermione Granger = YESYESYES YES YES

GIMMMMEEEEE!!!! NOW!!!!

someone write this please

I would sell my soul for this

(Source: acebethchilds)

lady-darkstreak:

unclewhisky:

thorkizilla:

Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]

I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.

BUT NO.

HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.

AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT.  I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.

WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

The Avengers are always the most fun when they’re acting like a dysfunctional trailer trash family that just happens to have superpowers and goes and saves the world now and then.

dysfunctional trailer trash avengers are my kind of people

2014 so far

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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