On full moons, I become a homestuck blog. For the rest of the time, it's just nonsense. And Disney. And superheroes. And more nonsense. And pretty things. And hobbits. And Harry Potter. And a bit of science, for flavor.

 

flightrising:

Want to see what’s inside this update more clearly? Put on a pair of glasses and Click here to read more about today’s updateGlassesA selection of glasses and halfmoon spectacles are now available for the near and far sighted among your clans! These glasses are now stocking in the treasure marketplace.

Hip Glasses & Shades - Flash SaleAdditional eyeware is being introduced into the gem marketplace, with a sale to celebrate the release! From now until October 2, 22:00 Server Time, enjoy anadditional 20% off all of these new hip glasses and shades in the gem marketplace. After the sale is over, these items will return to their original gem prices permanently.
Item Caption Contest Winners!A big thank you to the wonderful community participation we saw in the Item Caption contest. This is something we will surely do again! We had quite a few chuckles as we read through your entries. Congratulations to @Petrichora @ZephiraZ @Villain@AlphaRaposa @firephoenix15 @amummy @Ank @Artorias @Cide @FigmentOfOrigin@orchidemily and @Greyjoy !
These writers have a new vista gracing their forum posts! In addition, skin contest winners are also being awarded a new vista as well. For our skin winners, the vista will be applying retroactively. Half have been awarded, and the remaining half will be awarded tomorrow. If you have an existing vista and won, you can change it to the new one by visiting your account settings. If you were a skin winner and your skin has not yet been published, your vista will be awarded at the time of publication.
 
Riot of Rot 2014 Skin & Accent ContestThe second annual Riot of Rot will begin October 26, 2014. To celebrate we are running a skin and accent contest honoring the plague flight. Click here for more information!

Wildclaw LoreIf you’ve ever wanted to get to know the wildclaw members of your clan a bit beter, a helpful new article is available in the encyclopedia.

Additional Updates
We are collecting thoughts on our naming policy and “spite exalting” here.
The genes article in the encyclopedia has been updated to include bar and daub.
The cycled items article in the encyclopedia has been updated.
The retired apparel article in the encyclopedia has been updated to include starfall 2014 items.
The retired starfall skins article in the encyclopedia has been updated to include starfall 2014 items.
Hibernal Starbear incorrectly had a single gold star in its tooltip. It has been updated to be a rainbow star.
Arcane Skin Chests have been updated to have a treasure chest mini icon in the upper left portion of their icons.
Fool’s Gold and Infused Crystals are now available to diggers levels 24+
Discarded Ribbon and Good Eater Awards are now available to scavengers levels 24+
Wilting Rose and Withered Rose are now available to foragers levels 24+
Wildwood owls now drop Wildwood Owlets. Sakura owls now dropSakura Owlets.
Dryads now drop Harvestman. Dryad drop rate on clover has been reduced.
Autumn Dryads now drop Daddy Longlegs. Autumn Dryad drop rate onhighland dryleaf has been reduced.
Bumbles now drop Beeswax. Drop rate on White lace honeybee reduced, drop rate on honeycomb increased.
Coral Carpenters now drop Carpenter Wax. Drop rate on Perdita Beereduced, drop rate on honeycomb increased.

flightrising:

Want to see what’s inside this update more clearly? Put on a pair of glasses and Click here to read more about today’s update



Glasses
A selection of glasses and halfmoon spectacles are now available for the near and far sighted among your clans! These glasses are now stocking in the treasure marketplace.

Hip Glasses & Shades - Flash Sale
Additional eyeware is being introduced into the gem marketplace, with a sale to celebrate the release! From now until October 2, 22:00 Server Time, enjoy anadditional 20% off all of these new hip glasses and shades in the gem marketplace. After the sale is over, these items will return to their original gem prices permanently.




Item Caption Contest Winners!
A big thank you to the wonderful community participation we saw in the Item Caption contest. This is something we will surely do again! We had quite a few chuckles as we read through your entries. Congratulations to @Petrichora @ZephiraZ @Villain@AlphaRaposa @firephoenix15 @amummy @Ank @Artorias @Cide @FigmentOfOrigin@orchidemily and @Greyjoy !


These writers have a new vista gracing their forum posts! In addition, skin contest winners are also being awarded a new vista as well. For our skin winners, the vista will be applying retroactively. Half have been awarded, and the remaining half will be awarded tomorrow. If you have an existing vista and won, you can change it to the new one by visiting your account settings. If you were a skin winner and your skin has not yet been published, your vista will be awarded at the time of publication.

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Riot of Rot 2014 Skin & Accent Contest
The second annual Riot of Rot will begin October 26, 2014. To celebrate we are running a skin and accent contest honoring the plague flight. Click here for more information!

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Wildclaw Lore
If you’ve ever wanted to get to know the wildclaw members of your clan a bit beter, a helpful new article is available in the encyclopedia.

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Additional Updates

  • We are collecting thoughts on our naming policy and “spite exalting” here.
  • The genes article in the encyclopedia has been updated to include bar and daub.
  • The cycled items article in the encyclopedia has been updated.
  • The retired apparel article in the encyclopedia has been updated to include starfall 2014 items.
  • The retired starfall skins article in the encyclopedia has been updated to include starfall 2014 items.
  • Hibernal Starbear incorrectly had a single gold star in its tooltip. It has been updated to be a rainbow star.
  • Arcane Skin Chests have been updated to have a treasure chest mini icon in the upper left portion of their icons.
  • Fool’s Gold and Infused Crystals are now available to diggers levels 24+
  • Discarded Ribbon and Good Eater Awards are now available to scavengers levels 24+
  • Wilting Rose and Withered Rose are now available to foragers levels 24+
  • Wildwood owls now drop Wildwood OwletsSakura owls now dropSakura Owlets.
  • Dryads now drop Harvestman. Dryad drop rate on clover has been reduced.
  • Autumn Dryads now drop Daddy Longlegs. Autumn Dryad drop rate onhighland dryleaf has been reduced.
  • Bumbles now drop Beeswax. Drop rate on White lace honeybee reduced, drop rate on honeycomb increased.
  • Coral Carpenters now drop Carpenter Wax. Drop rate on Perdita Beereduced, drop rate on honeycomb increased.
yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

(Source: always-a-lighthouse)

outofcontextdnd:

"I’m the DM. If I say it’s a couch, it’s a couch. Even if it looks like a warship."

mycroftly:

the only vine that matters

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD