On full moons, I become a homestuck blog. For the rest of the time, it's just nonsense. And Disney. And superheroes. And more nonsense. And pretty things. And hobbits. And Harry Potter. And a bit of science, for flavor.
oh my god i shouldn’t feel bad for him but i DO xD POOR BBY IT’S OK YOU CAN DESTROY ALL THE GODS YOU WANT (probably not tho i’m sorry)
can i manage a not-jarett factoid oh god monster talk is so perfect for it tho
princess pepper is mason’s pet fire gecko (whose ask blog i really should revive) and she is huge and way smarter than she seems. she’s basically the giant fire-breathing lizard equivalent of a kid who realised early that if she does bad in school people won’t expect as much of her ahahaha
in spite of that, she is very intelligent and arguably sentient
she knows how to fetch things, how to cook very basic food (fish, mostly) for human consumption, how to open doors, and how to do very very basic, sloppy first aid, all of which she learned by watching humans for decades.
she’s fiercely loyal to mason and his family. grieg likes her way more than he’s willing to admit and can be found talking baby talk to her and giving her kisses if snuck up on
she’s also firmly rooted in the ‘all animals are dogs’ trope and it’s 100% on purpose i love that trope and no one can stop me
You don’t have to feel bad for him; he’s a dork. :)
He goes by the Greek letter Sigma, which is part of the story. All the characters have a letter.
He can’t cook well. Like… barely can boil water, but he manages.Likely he’s just lucky the food ends up as food still.
Alas, he only eats cooked food for the sake of his friends and co-workers, cuz being full of poison, he can eat anything raw. And probably things that aren’t ‘normal’ food.
I think, besides the scales and the iron stomach, the only other trait he keeps in the humanoid form is the “it’s cold so I’m gonna fall asleep” trick.
He bundles up in winter if he must go out, but tries to avoid it.
Beach days are his favorite days.
I have since been told. Actually, the progression of those notes in that manner is very common. I’ve heard similar in pokemon XY (Together With Shauna) and in Patrick Doyle’s score for Frankenstein (1994.) It wasn’t either of those two though, but it still sounded familiar. I guess I was mistaken.
Aaahhh I didn’t know if you had
I don’t know diddly about music, but I guess I just know it cuz it’s a popular song??? So i figured that’s what it was…
The young people these days with their top hits and their chat snaps.