On full moons, I become a homestuck blog. For the rest of the time, it's just nonsense. And Disney. And superheroes. And more nonsense. And pretty things. And hobbits. And Harry Potter. And a bit of science, for flavor.

 

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

(Source: doyouknow-whoyouare)

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

If someone hands this to me while I’m at work, I will tell them that the trash is over there in the corner and smile sweetly.

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

If someone hands this to me while I’m at work, I will tell them that the trash is over there in the corner and smile sweetly.

Reblog if your names not Rick

lifesariskygame:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

assumethepartyposition:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

drimeth-of-bag-end:

631 people so far are not Rick.

Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick

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My friend on facebook is called Rick and I wanna tell him he is one in a million so we need to get this to a million notes!!!

So much unrickness

fury-of-neemz:

Update: i still have the condom from before what do I do with it

Keep it????? 

50 questions. Send me numbers.

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

ehnoshima:

Once ur a homestuck it sticks with u it never goes away like ur gonna be 35 and settled down with a spouse and 2 kids or a pet and the clocks gonna say 4:13 and ur gonna be like fuck

Anonymous asked
Why are you still going to meetups? I hope you realize that almost everyone in SJstuck hates you and talks shit about you. You're always up in hands because you have "anxiety", bitch, then don't put yourself in meetups because guess what? You're putting yourself in trouble, and it's no one's fault but your own. Also stfu about Aradia and Equius, it's canon as fuck and you can't change that.

destroythepast:

Oh my God I’m not even gonna dignify this bullshit with a response.

Words cannot describe, but the gif can, so….

coelasquid:

vwcarmats:

fuck whenever i wear tanks by themselves, the straps always slide down. even with a bra where i tighten them up, it keeps happening. its like they think im in some shitty romcom where I have to make a dude gulp at my sexy, seductive shoulders.

except thats not the case and i dont want to have to reach up to my steamy armpit in this, the season of heat death, and pull them back up.

image

Maybe?

I suggest this thingy here. 
Same but less likely to stab you.

Only 5 bucks at wally world. 
and there are a lot of others out there, too. 
Some are just strips. some are plastic wheels like that one.